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 Interest rates are going up, the housing market is slowing down and you look at yourself in the mirror and wonder what you should do. You've already remodeled everything, but so has everyone else in the neighborhood.
What can you do to make your home stand out from the rest?
Worry no more! Thanks to the Icarta iPod Dock/Toilet Paper Holder, you can add a touch of hipster style and convenience to the most important room in your house.
You know what they say, "Location, Location, Location!"
 Of course, you know that Steve Jobs probably has like nine of these exclusive items installed in his mansion. Maybe he hasn't shown them off at Macworld yet, but just wait. But actually, don't wait for that. Have these installed in your house now! That way, you can be way ahead of the next trend. (I hope Steve Jobs doesn't try to shut down this website for leaking secret information.)
I'm sure Mrs. Jobs appreciates having these too. Running the water when trying to be discrete with invited guests around is so 2006.
Anyway, here are the vital product stats:
Product Features:
• 4W midrange speakers (moisture resistant!)
• 2W tweeters (also moisture resistant!)
• Volume controls
• Includes iPod shuffle dock
• 3.5mm line-in port
All this for only $79.95!
Toilet paper sold separately.
Who said Internet music wasn't like a series of tubes?
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